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mountain thoughts !! crossposted directly from mine phone's NOTES app !!

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to start
* is smokey a cryptid? lets discuss
* eight feel tall, blue jeans; man-beast?
* fears flame (his only weakness)
* fire levels are low today, he beckons you into the pines and aspens, it is safe to come into the mountains he tells you
* blunt claws curved like the flat irons
* yellow eyes glowing in fluorescent mag light beams
* rarely seen, widely known. what does he EAT

pine trees like peppercorns spilled all over a kitchen counter

are prairie dogs apocalypse preppers?

blucifer you are the light of my life. i respect anything that overcomes its limitations to kill its creator

i love not having oxygen to my brain it makes things fun and fresh and feel constantly like a mild panique attack. walking up two flights of stairs has never been so difficult

nosebleed valley offering safety and refuge breathe-able air that you know love and respect

i would like to see a bear. newspaper said no grizzlies only black bears. if you see a grizzly bear you are a sad clown with no concept of animal identification because it was a black bear that you saw.

i live in ear-pop city at the dehydration station elevation ten thousand feet above sea level

100% recycled biodegradable 100% eco system mountain grit no oxygen flavored plastic straws to sip sheet slate shale snow slurp your coffee through !!

aspen trees see everything because of the way they are (hivemind, singular root system, sprawling, clustered, unstoppable, very sexy)

elk and mule deer will visit with the mountain flowers for lunch and tea and the occasional seance

the flat irons as flat irons because they look like the flat side of an iron. Truly It Does All Make Sense

the roads curl up and tilt alongside the mountainsides to keep you safely afraid of driving at 8,000 feet above a rushing river at a cozy 45 degree angle

duck admiration society located in the midst of shallow creek beyond the tea house, we meet at 11am on sundays to discuss peas and hip pain

overheard conversation while walking through pearl street: "everyones perception of being blessed different?"

iced mocha: does exist
i: do not drink coffee well
stomach: is upset

return of peppercorns & thematically appropriate smoked salt side companion

have been seeing a lot of choice wicker baskets in the last four days and i truly love that. bring on the wicker babey !!!

emotional support tiny bear toy to make you look like a tourist who only went to the rocky mountains for four days

if i die and age into a skeleton on this flight i am going to marry the flight attendant, the pilot will officiate, and together she and i will raise a family in the first class section